So I'm guessing either the literal Brazalian translation doesn't work out too well, or Bruno was on magic mushrooms? "There’s always that doubt: are you a number five who arrives in the attack, or a number eight who scores well? Or nowadays the steering wheel to do both functions well? For me, you have to know how to do both. ‘Last season I played many games at Newcastle as a defensive midfielder, some as a second and in the national team I play more as a second. It’s where I prefer to play. ‘It all depends on the coach, what he will propose to me, my role. I can play five, eight, the important thing is to be in the cake. ‘I think that to be a defensive midfielder today you have to take a ball from a cart on the line and score a goal with a fish in the other area. ‘For me, the most important part of football today is the midfield.’
Right kids, if Hung divides his birthday cake into 12 equal pieces and Obi then eats three quarters of the cake... how pissed off will Hung be?