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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

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    I use loads of apps. I accept all the cookies and quite often, I get good suggestions for shopping.

    I've no idea how it works tho.
     
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    Champagne socialism is presumably why pisshead Johnny Mercer pays his missus £50k a year of OUR money to do a filing clerk job that needs no further education or workplace qualifications or training. And why Dorries is hanging on to her job despite saying she's resigned and not having turned up to parliament in over a year, but still claims £90k a year+ to employ two of her daughters on the taxpayer payola? Pity the RMT strikes seem to have no effect on the Tory socialist gravy train.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    The WEF and Jews controlling you.
     
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    Are they? Sooner them, than those bloody JWs. They're always at my door.

    Portsmouth is probably the best example of a 15 minutes city there is. I can get anywhere in a few minutes, the shops, Train station, gunwharf quays, the beach.

    There's a Thai massage parlour just up the road too, for when my big end goes.
     
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  5. Uncle Colm

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    Take it from somebody who found out the hard way a couple of months ago (but fortunately lost no money as I had to change EVERY bank and credit card) - don't use the same ****ing password, no matter how clever and strong you think it is. Stating the ****ing obvious I know, but all it takes is for one site to be dodgy or get hacked (wasn't Netflix or Disney hacked some years ago?), and if you're tech stupid and/or lazy and complacent enough to use the same password on everything...<wah>
     
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    Yeah but it takes you the best part of an hour to get anywhere not unbelievably ****.
     
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    10 minutes on the IOW hovercraft.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

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    It means if you live in the gay zone, you can only have bum sex
     
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    What if you live right on the edge of your 15min zone, can you jump into another one. I live in the sticks so 15 mins will not get me very far
     
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    You personally can just get into your canoe with your banjo and row downstream into town.
     
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    Lefties being lefties

     
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    Look look ,Huw Edwards, over there , look !

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