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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    And yet whenever there's an incident in the UK, social media gets yanks proudly proclaiming it doesn't happen there because they have guns.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Needs David Attenborough commentary
     
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    Lefty Labour ******s

    "A million new refugees isn't enough "

    Also Labour ******s

    " nOt eNoUgH hOsPiTaL "

    Safe are NHS
     
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    Englishman Hank Hill with his propane & propane accessories

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  6. DMD

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    I'm sure the migrants from safespace will be fully engaged with this opportunity. No hypocrites there at all, no siree. They'll need to be quick or Lineker and Co will have grabbed them all.

    Ministers are considering launching a “Homes for Afghans” scheme following a similar government-funded plan for Ukrainians.

    As the government sought to fight off Conservative rebellions over the illegal migration bill, the immigration minister, Robert Jenrick, said it could ask members of the UK public to open their homes to people coming from Afghanistan under official routes.


    Britons could be asked to house Afghans as thousands face hotel evictions (msn.com)
     
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    Tory MP reckons we've had 550 million immigrants since 2015. Which incidentally is the year Magna Carta was signed. But...but...but Diane Abbott.
     
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    **** off Lefty Loony spastic <laugh>
     
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    It’s obviously not hypocritical to simultaneously think we shouldn’t demonise migrants as an obvious distraction tactic for the government’s failures and corruption and not opt to have a random bloke you don’t know living in the spare room. The apolitical again all going with the same stunning logic as the far right.
     
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    He'll be a fractious trying to work out how to fill the forms in to accommodate all the migrants he'll be taking in. He could use his imaginary house in France as a staging post.

    I'm sure he'll make himself available to help the others from safespace go through the procedure too, they'll be eager to practice what they preach rather than wasting bandwidth trying to make half arsed excuses and piss poor deflections.

    It's going to be interesting to see them posting their experiences on here. :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Hopefully the “look after our own first” brigade have all taken in a homeless ex-soldier.
     
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    ^^^^^^

    "they'll be eager to practice what they preach rather than wasting bandwidth trying to make half arsed excuses and piss poor deflections."

    File another one under "predictable ****ing hypocrite."

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    Spasticated lefty loonies are even more ****witted than Tories <laugh>

    ****ing bellends.
     
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    It only works one way.

    And you've forgotten the insults too, you ****a !
     
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    ^^^^^^

    "they'll be eager to practice what they preach rather than wasting bandwidth trying to make half arsed excuses and piss poor deflections."

    File another one under "predictable ****ing hypocrite."

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