College lecture An Yanshi has collected five tons of panda excrement to create a new type of tea. He believes the rich fertiliser will give rise to a unique aroma that will make his brew a connoisseurs' favourite, which he will be able to sell for up to £50,000 per kilo. 'Pandas have a very poor digestive system and only absorb about 30 per cent of everything they eat. That means their excrement is rich in fibres and nutrients,' Yanshi explained. 'It has a mature, nutty taste and a very distinctive aroma while it's brewing.' Yanshi, who collects the poo by the lorryload from the Giant Panda breeding centre in Chengdu, Sichuan province, southern China, aims to secure the Guinness World Record once his first batch of the expensive blend is ready for sale. The world's most expensive coffee is made from beans eaten, partly digested, then expelled by the Indonesian civet cat. Kopi luwak, or Civet coffee, sells for up to £100 per pound.
Panda's are just made for extinction, they refuse to **** each other, only eat one thing and their stomachs are **** at digesting it.
Pandas look quite docile but believe you me They DO NOT like it in the back door off a human. Cockteases the lot of them.
They were doing fine until the chinese started cutting their cocks off and making soup out of their bones. No natural predators and their food supply grows back every day. Pandas are cool, they don't shag in captivity because they're given **** panda porn to watch. Rubbish porn is a right turn-off
Because racist bigots persecuted them There are also Red Pandas. ****ing red ****s should not be allowed the same rights or social standing as the black and white ones
