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Sometimes a man just knows, an everyday story of village folk

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 15, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I looked down one morning, in the shower, and could not see it, even at its longest it had gone, how depressed I was.

    That was a few years ago now, could not talk about it for quite some time, shrinking with age I thought. The mind is a funny thing because when I held it it seemed its normal size, the mind playing tricks I reasoned.

    In the end the worry got to much so I summoned up all my nerve and made an appointment to see my doctor, what a meeting that was. How do I start explaining to a man how my dick is shrinking and now at the point I cant even see it when I look down, well somehow I blurted it out.

    Undress and let me take a look the doctor said, the humiliation was unbearable but I did and he looked, well I asked, what can you do about it.

    Easy said the doctor, go on a diet because your ****ing gut is bigger than your dick and hiding it, I was so happy.
     
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  2. Bizarreknives

    Bizarreknives Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    There are some things in life people just need to keep to themselves !
     
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  3. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I made it up, its not all true
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  5. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    Syd!

    You dirty ****er, have you been shagging Condomleeza Rice?

    LOL.
     
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  6. CountyDurhamMackem

    CountyDurhamMackem Member

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    LOL I love your early morning stories.
     
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  7. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I love it when she exagerates like that
     
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  8. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Fear not Syd, where there's a willy there's a way!

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  9. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Yeh, thats it, thats what I see, **** all
     
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  10. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    So are we to assume it was the gut bit that wasn't true and your knob has actually has disapeared. lol
     
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  11. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    I've got that welsh railway station tattooed on my hampton










    RHYL
    I'll get me coat.

    Bart
     
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  12. calmcumbrian

    calmcumbrian Well-Known Member

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    You mean Powys!
     
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  13. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    the bad news is the tatooist that did master - simpson made a mistake and spelt it with an I.
     
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