Salmond is a smarmy, fat, slabbering ****. Next up will be an attempt to outlaw criticism of the First Minster. Thought I'd get my retaliation in first.
Some ****s copied mine from here and made it even ****ter: Yer Da's an IRA gun runner, Yer Auntie is yer mother, You all **** one and other, The Stoksey family!