He’ll disrupt the next watch by paragliding into Centre Court with Greta Thunberg’s arse stuck on his ginger cock.
Who's Malcolm, your boyfriend? "I've put some lube in Malcolm. Just put your glans in at first Malcolm till my sphincter loosens Malcolm, then go as hard as you like Malcolm" Disgusting.
There was some advert on the telly donkeys ago and his Mum said "Of course you can Malcolm!!" Something to do with having a cold I think!!
Vaguely rings a bell though i thought of the Fast Show sketch with Caroline Aherne "What did I say Malcolm?".