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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    Satan's never written a book about his beliefs. We get the fear porn version from the 'good' religions.

    Why would satan punish people for being bad? Wouldn't that be what he wanted them to do?

    If any of the Gods were true to their claim of being omnipotent, wouldn't they just destroy a satan? If they don't, they're either not all powerful, or don't care. Either way they fail their own test of being a God and the books some ignorant people lay so much store by are therefore bollocks.
     
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    I'm glad you used a small s for satan but big G for God .

    There's still help for you & your heathen soul <laugh>
     
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    Would you seriously want to be stuck for eternity with a bundle of god botherers? That'd be a fair description of hell.

    IF god created the bible,torah and other fairy stories, he did it to filter out the boring, self righteous ****s so he can shove them in room 101 and spend his time with the more colourful types that would challenge him. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    True believers go to heaven, and once through those pearly gates you spend eternity with fellow believers.

    Welcome to heaven.

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    It's comforting for people that lose loved one's to believe they don't just die & for people with no moral compass to try not to be evil .

    I'm not for pushing beliefs on other people or claiming to have ownership of land because you claim to be God's chosen people etc
     
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    That's not unique to mainstream religions though, and there are many ways that message can be offered.

    Based on their own books, mainstream Abrahimic faiths are provably false.

    If people want to believe those things, that's their choice, but they shouldn't get special advancement and rights as a consequence. A sky pixie is fair game for ridicule, and anyone making threats over the burning of a comic should be reminded that they are simply a petulant child.

    Trust the science.
     
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    Whoops, wrong board. <doh>
     
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    Shouldn't religious types be praying harder to protect the climate, rather than blaming business and governments?

    How do you reckon that would go?

    We were made in God's image.

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    God bless America!!!

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    They found cocaine in the White House

     
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    Better raid Trump again
     
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    Has the power plant blown up yet?
     
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    Zelenskyy said there's bombs on top but they haven't gone off yet .

    He needs another $50billion to get camera equipment, luckily Ursula-von-der-leyen is in charge of NATO now .

    Remember when silly sausage Nigel Farage said there would be an EUROPEAN UNION army?

    ****ing gammon scaremongering twat .
     
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    That'll be a surprise to Jens Stoltenberg. <laugh>
     
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