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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Her and AP would make a good pair.
     
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  2. P.T.N

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    Didnt see your last comment fella <ok>

    Regarding that comment though...when they ask what youve been doing. Just use a little white lie. Say something like, youve been washing peoples cars, cutting grass just to keep you going while you were without a job.

    It'll sound pretty good in an interview, and to be fair they aint not gonna believe you are they. Just shows you havent been sitting on your arse all summer
     
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  3. Chappaz

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    Just become a male escort Tash.
     
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  4. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I've been busting my arse looking for a job.

    What really annoys me is that I get less dole money because I have savings...

    So I get punished for being sensible with my money... and a chav that has spent every day since finishing school getting pissed and smashing up the swings in children's play grounds gets rewarded with more dole money.

    This country is ******ed.
     
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  5. Heavy Metal Toon

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    With a mug like mine? Rofl

    Ask nufc4life, nufctomw and I sit next to a badger, they'll tell you <cheers>
     
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  6. Chappaz

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    Well, guys, what does he look like?
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Give me your cash and I'll invest it for you and make you a fortune. I'll give you £50 a week pocket money to keep you going.
     
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  8. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I think I'll pass <ok>
     
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  9. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    Join the Army <ok> I will look after your savings.
     
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  10. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Why have I not seen this before, oh and don't mention you support Newcastle, I mention I like watching Football and Cricket, but would never mention that I support Newcastle or Durham.
     
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  11. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I'm only going to join the army so I can learn to snipe Perch.
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    He was sitting quite close to me at the Liverpool away game last season and I took a pic of him ......................... needless to say I had to buy a new camera.
     
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  13. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    He's really hot.
     
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  14. P.T.N

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    Thats life though Tash! Just gotta accept that some people want money for nowt. And the government will give it too them.

    But, you have a decent sum of money though. So dont fret. But like I say mate, just tell em youve been doing something. Other than looking for jobs. Because, it'll show commitment to actually do something.

    They wont believe you when you say youve spent every single day, just applying for jobs.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Getting worried about you 5 Goals, and not just your eyesight.
     
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  16. my name is jonas

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    I'd say you should march back down the the hospital, CV in hand, demand to see the head of administration, shove your CV in his face and call him a fudge packer.

    Then tell him firmly that you're not leaving until they section you.

    That might work.
     
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  17. biggeordiedave

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    Get your SIA licence and work as a bouncer.
     
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  18. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Didn't know you were gay <laugh>.
     
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  19. P.T.N

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    Something tells me, Tash aint built enough for that.

    Although, there's a right dweeby bouncer in York. Suppose theres always a chance.
     
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  20. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    Next time why don't you just wipe your arsehole with your application form and then hand it in.
     
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