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The sunderland//newcastle Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I just thought of it, dont tell
     
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  2. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Apart from the likes of KevinTurdey and cablurgi having temper tantrums because a 16 year old girl had them jumping into the keep net. :p
    They probably weren't bright enough to read the thread title though. :):):)

    Then it turned into a pensioners cyber sex, session. :p (And they both were **** at it. :) )
     
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  3. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Hang on, what did I miss, am I to late
     
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  4. Mr Wonderful

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    Darth Vader is in the Curry's ads.... ****in' A.
     
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  5. MackemsRule

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    Well it's supposed to be polite, to come last. :)
     
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  6. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    thats why my wives left me, its all clear now
     
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  7. MackemsRule

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    It's not really him. <ok>
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    From reading a few comments below, I'd say you were too early.

    I wonder what Lady E will think if she knows you'll arrive before her.
     
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  9. MackemsRule

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    Stalkers have to arrive early so they don't stand out. :p
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    No good arriving early when you don't stand up afterwards.
     
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  11. MackemsRule

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    He has booked the honeymoon at Viagra Falls. :)
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    He's well prepared then. Everything should go with a bang.
     
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  13. Mr Wonderful

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    Now that has put a stick in my spokes.
     
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  14. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I looked down one morning, in the shower, and could not see it, even at its longest it had gone, how depressed I was.

    That was a few years ago now, could not talk about it for quite some time, shrinking with age I thought. The mind is a funny thing because when I held it it seemed its normal size, the mind playing tricks I reasoned.

    In the end the worry got to much so I summoned up all my nerve and made an appointment to see my doctor, what a meeting that was. How do I start explaining to a man how my dick is shrinking and now at the point I cant even see it when I look down, well somehow I blurted it out.

    Undress and let me take a look the doctor said, the humiliation was unbearable but I did and he looked, well I asked, what can you do about it.

    Easy said the doctor, go on a diet because your ****ing gut is bigger than your dick and hiding it, I was so happy.
     
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  15. MrRAWhite

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    That story made me have a belly laugh...
     
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  16. Shameless

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    Euughhh! Too much info - made my belly churn.
     
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  17. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    This is beginning to look like a Tash-esque 'Guys, I need some help' thread...
     
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  18. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I dont have a problem, got some of those mirror floor tiles
     
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  19. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Could this be the weekend when Sunderland win, Newcastle lose and the worm turns?

    Can you answer without using the words..

    ****...DELUDED...OBSESSED...POINTS...BRUCE...5...1...HALOWEEN...WE WILL STILL
     
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  20. simonbh7

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    Bollocks!!

    Sorry but it is all I can come up with without using any of the above.:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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