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I'm sure Starmer is just keeping his big house so he can house some asylum seekers in it, just like Corbyn and Abbot do.

 

1945 Labour elected.
1947 Country bankrupt.

1964 Labour elected.
1964 Country bankrupt.

1975 Labour elected.
1976 Country bankrupt.

1997 Labour elected.
2008 Country bankrupt.

2024 Labour elected and Country in recession.
???? Country bankrupt.

Even Diane Abbott can probably have a reasonable guess at this one...

 

Fortunately Labour will inherit a booming economy after 13 years of sound financial management.

Brown was a widely regarded strong chancellor and minimised the impact of a global crisis.

 

No, the asylum seekers are all going to live with Caroline Lucas. She is quitting as an MP so she can jet off on holiday or to conferences whilst telling everyone else to stop using oil and gas. So since she will never be home, people crossing the Channel in small boats should sail towards Brighton not Dover.

 

I'm sure she'll be campaigning for them to use wooden sailing dinghies rather than dirty two stroke outboards on pvc boats.

 

Baby strollers should be stab proof in France, you can't expect Syrian migrants to resist a good Jihad.
Same with white women & dresses , of course they'll be raped .

It's culturally incentivise to expect them to abide by our values .

 

I'm surprised he doesn't argue that immigration is mitigation for climate change, as they'll have a population more used to warmer temperatures, along with the piss poor infrastructure and intermittent power that net zero will bring.

 

With electric cars it will be harder to set fire to them .

 

FFS.

 

And throwing batteries will be less damaging than petrol bombs. I think they should send the doom goblin in to spread the message.

 

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Still, at least France seems to be resolving the truck driver shortage.

 

Pears are probably my favourite eating fruit, although those little easy peel satsumas are tasty. The people down the road have a Bramley tree to which I am invited to help myself. Excellent for pies, with or without cinnamon.

 

That young 17 year old Algerian was driving a modern Mercedes-Benz & just because of that ,his numerous other criminal offences & driving away with officers half in the car , those racist pigs presumed he was a dangerous criminal.

That's racial profiling

 

Makes the best cider too.

 

Them two coppers probably mispronouned the poor migrants, so it's understandable they defended themselves. You have to stand up to these things.