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Channel 4 - "teenage vampires"

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MrWright!, Nov 14, 2011.

  1. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I think you'll find it goes a bit beyond sucking - don't mind the munching, but don't really fancy blood being drawn. You could always have a pre-faletio agreement !
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    They are ****ing terrible and encourage young girls to think an abusive relationship with 2over controling partners is a good thing. I almost punched the burd when she told me she had booked us tickets to go and see the new film when it comes out. She's 25<doh>
     
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  3. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    oxymoron
     
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  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Where?
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I don't think Kristen Stewart is "all that" to be honest. A bit plain and scrawny. Appeals more to the birds that way though. They think, "wow, if that ordinary-looking bird can pull these 2 young studs maybe I've got a chance..."

    Daft bints.
     
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  6. MrWright!

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    The people on it were between like 14 and 18

    saying their vampires and love drinking blood, but when 1 lad cut himself and blood started pouring out the "vampire" started screaming saying ewwwww its gross an trying to get away from it!


    And twilight is just ****ing ******ed, WHY THE **** DO THEY SPARKLE?!?!?!?

    Suposed to be highly evolved deadly night crawling killing machines AND THEY ****ING SPARKLE!
     
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  7. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I know. Vampires burn up in the ****ing sunlight, every **** knows that.
     
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  8. MrWright!

    MrWright! Active Member

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    exactly!

    i could maybe forgive it as some ****ty excuse for girls to cream their pants over some ugly looking ****dick


    IF THEY DIDN'T ****ING SPARKLE!!
     
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  9. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    Theyre amazing Jen! Im off to watch it late on thursday eve (first showing)with these two hot blonde twins Im sort of seeing.

    By the way Jen, I went out in Southampton a while back as a mate goes to uni there and went clubbing to a place called Jesters. Anyway, got absolutely plastered and pulled a really fit girl in there whilst dancing to that baywatch song with my top off (the six pack always gets the birds swooning). That girl wasnt you was it??
     
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  10. MrWright!

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    That was me.
     
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  11. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    classy place <laugh> did you catch any diseases from the students/toilets?

    did you catch any of the girls whipping their tops off when the baywatch theme tune came on? that usually happens.
     
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  12. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i read the books when i was about 15-17, even then i could only just stomach the ridiculous cringeworthyness that fills every page.
     
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