Apart from the likes of KevinTurdey and cablurgi having temper tantrums because a 16 year old girl had them jumping into the keep net. They probably weren't bright enough to read the thread title though. Then it turned into a pensioners cyber sex, session. (And they both were **** at it. )
From reading a few comments below, I'd say you were too early. I wonder what Lady E will think if she knows you'll arrive before her.
I looked down one morning, in the shower, and could not see it, even at its longest it had gone, how depressed I was. That was a few years ago now, could not talk about it for quite some time, shrinking with age I thought. The mind is a funny thing because when I held it it seemed its normal size, the mind playing tricks I reasoned. In the end the worry got to much so I summoned up all my nerve and made an appointment to see my doctor, what a meeting that was. How do I start explaining to a man how my dick is shrinking and now at the point I cant even see it when I look down, well somehow I blurted it out. Undress and let me take a look the doctor said, the humiliation was unbearable but I did and he looked, well I asked, what can you do about it. Easy said the doctor, go on a diet because your ****ing gut is bigger than your dick and hiding it, I was so happy.
Could this be the weekend when Sunderland win, Newcastle lose and the worm turns? Can you answer without using the words.. ****...DELUDED...OBSESSED...POINTS...BRUCE...5...1...HALOWEEN...WE WILL STILL
