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  1. Lemons and Oranges

    Lemons and Oranges Well-Known Member

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    You're a girl on Sundays?
     
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  2. MorgansBitOnTheSchneid

    MorgansBitOnTheSchneid Well-Known Member

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    If anybody wants a list of all the famous Bugs Bunny quotes, I can send them to you as a WhatsApp doc.
     
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    MorgansBitOnTheSchneid, Jun 28, 2023
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    I have decided to sell all my dogging gear on ebay. I haven't had any offers yet but I have got 7 people watching.
     
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    SaintMarv, Jun 28, 2023
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  4. The 83rd Minute

    The 83rd Minute Well-Known Member

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    I was in Asda with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said:

    "You know something? You really are a lazy ****er”

    I was so shocked I nearly fell out the trolley.
     
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    The 83rd Minute, Jun 28, 2023
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  5. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    ChilcoSaint, Jun 28, 2023
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  6. SaintMarv

    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    .Go on then. Written and sung by Southamptons own Mike Batt

     
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    SaintMarv, Jun 28, 2023
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  7. MorgansBitOnTheSchneid

    MorgansBitOnTheSchneid Well-Known Member

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    I've just finished reading a book called 'How to avoid getting ripped off' Best £100 I've ever spent.
     
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    MorgansBitOnTheSchneid, Jun 29, 2023
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  8. MorgansBitOnTheSchneid

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    MorgansBitOnTheSchneid, Jun 29, 2023
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    MorgansBitOnTheSchneid Well-Known Member

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    I'm currently reading a book on swimming the English channel. It's by Francis Neer
     
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    MorgansBitOnTheSchneid, Jun 29, 2023
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  10. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    There were two cats An English cat called “one two three” and a French one called “Un Deux Trois”. They were racing across the channel. Which one won?

    The English one. You know why?

    Un Deux Tois Cat sank….
     
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    thereisonlyoneno7, Jun 29, 2023
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  11. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Haven’t heard that one for over 50 years!
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Jun 29, 2023
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  12. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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  13. The 83rd Minute

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    How do you know the toothbrush was invented by someone from Portsmouth?

    If it was anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.
     
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    The 83rd Minute, Jun 30, 2023
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  14. saintrichie123

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    I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?'

    I said 'Not at all'.

    He said 'Kiss?'

    I said 'Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel'.
     
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    saintrichie123, Jun 30, 2023
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    sotonsaint, Jul 1, 2023
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    My gun dog's not sure what she's supposed do in these situations.

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    Isn't it great how wild animals can blend in with their surroundings? If you look carefully you may just be able to spot a deer hiding in the cornfield.

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    It'sOnlyAGame, Jul 1, 2023
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    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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  18. saintrichie123

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    saintrichie123, Jul 2, 2023
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    My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.

    I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
     
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    saintrichie123, Jul 2, 2023
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  20. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Was meant to be driving The Cult up to their gig in Cardiff today. Walk outside and some **** has stolen my car. Angry doesn't cover it.
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, Jul 4, 2023
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