Least you could do is tidy it up before showing it off. Peasant! Get the sheep dung off the bedspread too.
Aaah! Sunny Scotland. Now get those Tammies on me lads. Don' getcha noggins fried, like a mars bar in batter. Ooh aye, now I'm hungreh.
What da **** is that? Am I missing something? The only OMG is that I stupidly watched it twice hoping he'd chuck it on top of all the bottles