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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 13, 2023.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    You've clearly not met Schlem then. <laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 23, 2023
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  2. Toonitus

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    Toonitus, Jun 23, 2023
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  3. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Obi's thumb is longer than my erect penis

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    ToonArmy1892, Jun 23, 2023
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Honestly mate, you should meet Schlem.
    His fingers are longer than my legs.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 23, 2023
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Freaks <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 24, 2023
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  6. FadgewackeR

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    Well, that’s my time in Italy done. Reckon I did us proud seeing as though Tonali is now in the bag.

    Just let me know where you’d like me to go next and we can get a crowd fund sorted.
     
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    FadgewackeR, Jun 25, 2023
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    We told you not to come back until you'd also sealed Hernandez, Chiesa, Vlahovic and Barella as well. Pull your finger out.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 25, 2023
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    And a centre back
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jun 25, 2023
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  9. ToonArmy1892

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    Hungary.
     
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    ToonArmy1892, Jun 25, 2023
  10. Magdad

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    He means Germany <whistle>
     
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    Magdad, Jun 25, 2023
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  11. FadgewackeR

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    Well, I have a stop in Amsterdam tomorrow before a trip to Norway for a few nights… not sure about stopping off in either Hungary or Germany on the way home, but I’ll see what I can do.
     
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    FadgewackeR, Jun 25, 2023
  12. FadgewackeR

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    The ground work has been done mate.
     
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    FadgewackeR, Jun 25, 2023
  13. Obi Wan

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    You're only digging a bigger hole for yourself.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 25, 2023
  14. Charlie Dogscock

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    Went there a month ago, got stoned and ate a banana out of a lady's vadge. Was a good weekend.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jun 25, 2023
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  15. Magdad

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    You've done well and fully deserve your new toon top with Toenali on the back <laugh>
     
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    Magdad, Jun 25, 2023
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    Going to Nice on Sunday,that's if there's still flights!
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 26, 2023
  17. ToonArmy1892

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    That's nice.
     
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    ToonArmy1892, Jun 26, 2023
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    that pun takes the biscuit.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 26, 2023
  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Snap out of it...you pppppppp penguin! :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 26, 2023
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    don’t give him any idea

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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jun 27, 2023
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