Tonali will be sound when he finds out his pre-season will be in the Austrian alps, as it was last season, his mid season breaks carted off all over the world to top of the line training facilities and treated like royalty. The poor lad will survive I think
Newcastle city centre is great if you want to get hassled for 50p for someones ‘bus fare home’. Across the road from central station is great, that’s where the alcoholics with no teeth and clothes that don’t fit hang around causing a disturbance. You guys really need to get up here and try it.
You live in Liverpool now Saffy and me and you both know what you described could be queens square and matthew street
Milan has to be the most disappointing City I've been too, lots of pickpockets, street robbery and Africans stopping you all the time to buy the cheapest **** in town. We're 5 lads here for football and the piss, why the **** would I want a 4ft wooden giraffe.
I've been 5-10 times as friends live there. Whilst I know I've been into Milton Keynes I can't remember anything at all about it. I'm not even joking. Think my mate described it as "like an alien spacecraft landed in the middle of a village". He might have been talking about the shopping centre though. Most town centres seem to look the same to me nowadays, makes me feel old just typing that.
Temporarily I can't wait to get back to Durham. Much better than living amongst these arrogant, victim cnuts.
roundabouts rule. Never any traffic jams, because they keep traffic flowing at an organic pace, unlike Traffic lights and endless one way streets
