British Politics spam thread

Kiev is 47th on my list of favourite cities.

True dat.

 

46th for me, just above Moscow

Not true dat

 

Chicken Kiev is number 5 on my list of 1970s dinner party treats, between Prawn Cocktail and Black Forest gateau. Washed down with Watney’s Party Seven, of course

 

What's 23rd as a matter of interest?

 

Surprised it's not Borscht for you.

 

Starmer doing his best to **** it up in front of an open goal.

 

Oslo.

Ghent is 22nd.

 

Guess what my favourite city in the World is? Well, of the few that I've visited on this flat Earth that is.

 

Aberdeen.

 

**** no

I used to love it 40 years ago but it's really gone downhill over the last 15 years or so, the city city centre is a ****ing ****hole

Prague is the most stunning city i have seen on this planet.

 

Berlin is my favourite. Just a shame that Adolph's little Pied a Terre isn't available fir visits.

 

I reckon it's Lisbon.

 

Mogadishu

 

Is that anywhere near Bognor Regis?

I bumped into Kate Winslet at Bognor Regis International Airport in 1867. she was extremely flighty and couldn't keep her hands off my love truncheon, I gorged on her well moist fanny as well

 

Berlin is 6th for me.

Jerusalem, Bruges and New York top my list, closely followed by Rouen and Krakow.

I don't include London on my list.

 

Krakow is somewhere I have always wanted to visit. Stunning I've heard and read.

Do you think there will be any large breasted well known tarts at the incumbent International Airport that I could pork?

 

As always, you'll be dripping in crumpet.

 

"crumpet"

Jesus, I've not heard that term in bleedin' donkeys.

Toasted or untoasted?

 

Definitely toasted for you, my friend.

You should write a book about all the totty you've pulled at airports throughout the years. It would sell by the shedload.