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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. brb

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    Try the large fish brand of those as well, just as nice. Although the large are only two in a pack, they seem bigger than most other brands. I normally wait until they are on offer though and buy several packs in.
     
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    You're from Gillingham aren't you ?
     
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    Having a boat cheering for you isn’t much use when you’re drowning.
     
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    You'd have though they might have helped a bit though innit. Someone's had a little nap is what I'm thinking.
     
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    From a poor family as well <laugh> :bandit:
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    sub has got about 6 hours of oxygen left

    they done RIP

    don’t know bowt bloke swimming channel

    was he black?

    might explain the phantom ‘support boat’
     
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    No, white guy so they put the effort into finding him.
     
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    Probably not if he was swimming 20 miles bro.
     
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65981876

    And here lies the final solution and an opportunity to finally sort out the planet and obtain world peace.

    You sell tickets and make it pay per view, let the fight happen and then exterminate everyone who paid, the 2 fighters and their entourage and then the rest of the world can live their lives.
     
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    Mr Musk, who turns 52 later this month, also tweeted: "I have this great move that I call "The Walrus", where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing."

    He also tweeted: "I almost never work out, except for picking up my kids & throwing them in the air."

    Meanwhile, 39-year-old Mr Zuckerberg has already been training in mixed martial arts (MMA) and has recently won jiu-jitsu tournaments.
     
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    It's inane bullshit and there will be a group of people that will buy into this and pay good money and line the pockets of this pair of idiots.
     
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    This is what happens when people have too much money, they turn into absolute idiots if they weren't already. Even if it's merely a charity event, they have enough money between them to sort out some of the worlds problems. I think a better idea would be to send them down on a mini sub to the titanic, the one that holds their breath th longest will be declared the winner.
     
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    These people always throw the charity line in there whereas the reality is they want the attention, they have enough money to make a huge difference to any charity they wanted by just giving it to them without all this nonsense.
     
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    Dumpling

    A ball of dough

    What the fuks to like?
     
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    It's a ball of fat from a cows stomach with some flour and seasoning actually.
     
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    Ball of mingin coated in mingin
     
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    @Saff ^^ typical plastic southerner
     
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    That's put me right off dumplings now <laugh>
     
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    Put some parsley in when mixing it. Tastes great.
     
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    Tags are working again <diva>
     
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