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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    lol this is brilliant
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <cheers>:emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  3. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    seething :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    They race types of pigs as well now?

    Well, I never.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    Yeah last time I looked and depending on results etc your lot could be in Pot 3,just saw this

    Five teams are certain to be in Pot 3, while the remaining three club will be known after the qualifying process has completed. Real Sociedad, Celtic and Newcastle are the only already-qualified team who do not know their pot, which could be 3 or 4 -- though realistically only the LaLiga team have a chance of Pot 3.

    POT 3

    Shakhtar Donetsk
    FC Salzburg
    AC Milan
    Lazio
    Red Star Belgrade

    Two teams, with the lowest coefficient, are sure of being in Pot 4 for the draw.

    POT 4

    Union Berlin
    Lens
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    Michael Bentine's Potty Time basically.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

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    Quite, and to think The Beetles made a flippant, twee ****ing song about such a vessel, just goes to show what a ****ing bunch of untalented, unfeeling ****stains they truly were.

    Muzak for pre-pubescent girlies.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jun 20, 2023
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    Coincidently I watched Kursh:The Last Mission the other day,Davy Jones locker and all that and I don't mean yer man from The Monkees.
     
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    The Groin Brigade prepared to let bygones be bygones...

     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not sure how they are going to find it. Apparently, they could have dumped lots of weight to make it float to the top and then they could send the distress signals. Even if they get to the surface, it can only be opened from the outside and time isn't exactly on their side.
     
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    The pictures from inside look like inside the Ibrox dressing room.

    They steer it with a games console controller ffs.

    Basically it's a mass suicide attempt
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    The steer it with what looks like a games controller, it wasn't made by Sony PlayStation!
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's called ballast. Dumbass.

    Or, it suffered a catastrophic failure and they're all deid at the bottom of the Atlantic. :grin:
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They ran out of batteries?
     
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    ****ing state of the thing. Looks like some mad **** made it in his garden shed
     
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    I know what it called, but they are literally just cutting loose hundreds of kilos of metal
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    One of Baz's sheds?
     
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    Baz was one of the key designers apparently.
     
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