Off Topic Cricket Thread

He's looked better than Smith and ****mychain.

 

Cocky. Is this test match your new viagra?

 

Boland is one lucky ****er. Said to the boy we needed to have them 130-4 by close. It's still achievable tomorrow but we need to get Khawaja out early. Jimmy needs to up his game but Ali looks ****ed. If we had Lyon we'd definitely win. Broad needs to go on another one of his rolls. Come on England

 

We're set for a fantastically tense last day. See you tomorrow fellas.
Let's hope it's not rained out.

 

And if my aunty had balls she'd be my uncle. Of course, try telling that to Caitlyn Jenner.

 

Managed to watch up until 3pm as that was when the ferry from bilbao docked in rosslare, brilliant morning from root trying to scoop the first ball to Smith feckin up numerous reviews....

The ebb and flow is wonderful, and all results are possible.... just remember in 2005 England set aussies 282 to win and won by 2 runs, I've a feeling we'll be in the same territory tomorrow.....

 

Nah if the rain doesn't wash it out, we'll win by 23 runs !

 

Just wait till you see 4 old blokes dressed as Tellytubbies next month….i baggsie La-La

 

Okay. Here we go lads.

 

Be nice if Boland can get his first test half century today.
Good luck Scotty.

 

I picture you more like Po, judging by your avatar.
And I know who I think would be Tinky Winky. But that's for another thread.

 

How many overs are left in this match, barring another weather intervention?

 

Minimum 67 overs

 

Thanks Taff. Cheers mate.

 

I’m obviously assuming that is the minimum number assuming no more stoppages

 

Too bad Scotty. But you did your job.

 

Played well.

Now we need a couple of quick 'stepped-on-own-stumps'

 

Punter said "...too good for Boland", referring to the Broad ball.
I reckon that ball would have been too good for a top order batsman, so Scott did well to get a nick on it.

 

Jeez H-L, you're funny when you're clutching at straws.