UEFA Euro 2024

You were at the last Euros, what am I missing?

 

You weren't born for France 98, or England 96 or Sweden 92 or Italia 90?

 

Even if you play the "late 20s" card, you still make a **** of it with France 98 and England 96. Idiot

 

You're quite right squire, you were in your second most recent international tournament 24 years and 359 days ago.

 

So what the actual **** are you in about, ya daft ****?

 

I made a miscalculation, I should have waited a week before posting.

 

You are such a silly sausage

 

Any chance I could lick your minge? You actually seem quite decent.

 

My tongue is soft as ****

 

Same as your brain.

 

Is it any wonder your likes to messages ratio is so poor with replies like this?

 

I thought it was quite good actually.

 

That’s because you’re a shirt lifting ****ter.

 

Most of the British Isles in action tonight chaps.

 

Dogging?

 

Do you prefer to participate or spectate?

 

Binoculars. They don't let him outside.

 

I'm always outside, the eponymous outsider so to speak.