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  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    Weather is ****. No beach today. Sent my dad a one line text.
     
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    Off to the pub now.
     
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    Sent mine this Screenshot_20230618-145833_Twitter.jpg
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    I got one from my lad saying

    'stop reading this card and do something useful with yourself'
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    You're the **** son
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    Only son so yeah.
     
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    Only son

    1 line message on father's day

    I'd **** your **** up

    From

    A. Dad
     
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    He’s lucky he got that. Deserves a smack in the mouth.
     
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    Fingered you whilst tucking you in back in the day?
     
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    Dad/son bantz moments are gold mate
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

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    How did you know?
     
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    All Dad's are the same init
     
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    Yeah yours fingered me too.
     
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  14. Spurlock

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    Yeh he told me

    You and your mum

    He did both
     
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    Allah gave us two hands for a reason.
     
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    I wore someones 5 sisters like a glove one night.

    Hand smelled like a sharks arse for weeks
     
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    Thread idea

    Stay alert
     
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    When did you smell a shark’s arse?
     
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    Walked into Rochester High St from my lads gaff (long walk), about the only town worth visiting in the whole of Medway. Also about the only town that still attracts lots people, it's where they have all the Dickens Festival stuff, so probably attract quite a few tourists.

    Went into this place for food https://www.donvincenzo.co.uk/ - loads of bars and restaurants though in that town, whatever you want, they were all open as well, fathers day aint it. Took a stroll up to the Cathedral and Castle afterwards, they are opposite one another, beer gardens near there were packed as well, then grabbed a coffee on the way back, before catching an uber back to his house.

    I was like where do we get the taxi from, my kid goes just stand here, 3 mins and the cab is there, don't even pay the cabby it all comes off his account. I need to know how to work this technology, I just catch normal taxis' <laugh>

    He was telling me when he drives into town he's all set up on this anpr stuff (smart parking), so he don't have to fook about with change or apps, the anpr just automatically charges his account. I've got left behind in this new digital world.
     
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    Such a virgin response :rolleyes:
     
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