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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Is that what your wife said to you?
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

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    I've never been married you ****ing balloon.

    What does your husband whisper in your ear when he blasts you up your dung funnel, "Big Jock is coming"?
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    Sorry buddy just realised its fathers day coming up

    It all makes sense now
     
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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    <laugh><laugh><ok>
     
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  5. Pattern Of Assistance

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    <laugh>

    ER detonates a bomb in Crappers & *****'s bedsit in Croy.

    <laugh>
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Jip, should close the thread, the good guys have won.
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Celtic at home to Dundee
    Rangers away to Aberdeen

    odds?
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

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    Think I could chase ER and Mon on the same night

    <sorry>
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ dreams of chasing men, oh chase me, chase me <diva>
     
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  10. Pattern Of Assistance

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    ^^^

    Last thing he chased was a young Bhoy who didn't make him blow his much in Charing X kazzies!

    :cheesy:
     
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  11. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  12. Pattern Of Assistance

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    Oh dear.

    <laugh>
     
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  13. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  14. Pattern Of Assistance

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    You have neither the intellect nor the humour to irk myself.

    I just find you amusing - like those I see cleaning the streets around Southwark. Picking up discarded *** butts and lighting them for one last puff.

    Keep up the bluff though.

    :cheesy:
     
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  15. Mind The Duck

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    PM me xxx
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Which old bastard wrote that?
     
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  17. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  18. Pattern Of Assistance

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    Rocket.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Dead end job for Brendan this

    he’ll retire after this stint
     
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