Help Please Bithday Messages at the Stadium Of Light

Not fussed: Either would be better than shoping with the misses: she's a bloody nightmare.

 

When I was with my ex wife I used to be a right pain even going shopping for food.

I would look at everything to see where it came from. Wouldn't buy **** all that came from France as at the time the bastards wouldn't buy our beef.

Even things like shampoo, bog roll, anything really I would look to see which part of the country it was made in & make a fuss if I didn't like that part of the UK.

In the end she just left me at home & did it herself. I remember one xmas time we were in ASDA & it was ****ing chocka.

I refused to wait in such a massive queue & went for a pint in the Empire Club. I had 4 & when I went back to ASDA she had moved up the line about 15 places.

When Janie moved in with me I did the same & got called useless at shopping. Yes, what a result.

Of course since Ilost my license due to fits, she has to do the driving anyway. Of course I carry all the bags in & put the thins away.

 

It is rare that we go shopping together mate..It always ends up wth me losing me temper or an argument..

 

Was it a derby game?

 

Comm. Do you think I'd be shopping that day?

LOL.

 

No just you said you were in Ashley Sport Direct Arena.

 

If it had been up to me I'd have gone to KwickSave.

 

Comm Fu..ing magic

 

I can see this thread has changed tack.

 

Could be a new sponser for SOL

 

Could be Kiwi although I'd prefer "The Butchers Bowl".

I bet you're just sitting down to Sunday lunch eh?

And it's probably about 30 degrees or summat.

 

Back to Wigan: just thought I'd inform you that the atmosphere is ****e up in the Gods unless it is a big game: and I don't think this is classed as a big game.

 

That's true mind Wiggy.

Sorry I'm just waiting for my lady to come home.

Probably rat arsed. Then I'll either try to shag her at her protests or just wait till she falls asleep then knock one off.

Being sober is ****e tbh.

 

Took you guys 24 posts to start talking about Newcastle in one of the few threads on your board which is unrelated to Newcastle.

Are you trying to include us in every thread on here?

I'll join in and help shall I, not that you need my help

 

said the man who is reading through every thread to find a mention

 

Obsession: the aftershave with the essence of skunk!

 

i have sat up there before i like it good vew and im not much for chanting and singing also you get quite a few good fans not the normal chavs and less swearing then normal to

 

why did you read through 2 pages and 33 posts about SUNDERLAND half time messages

 

Here you go http://www.not606.com/search.php?searchid=766480

will save you a lot of time in your busy day trawling the Sunderland boards, just click that and very thread with Newcastle mentioned at least once will pop up.

 

We can always rely on Steve for insightful IT but this is a Classic Moment