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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Hearing that What's App messages between certain cabinet members contain references to Covid " Trimming Out" pensioners and long term sick being to the benefit of the economy. That's going to go down well.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    It has the potential to bring down and imprison some big names and end the Tories for a decade. Probably be a ten day suspension and a week of front pages about Phil Schofield.
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

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    Meanwhile yet another sleazeball Lefty Loony Labour MP readies himself for doing some real bird :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    My sister came first, at a gymkhana, a few times, she might still have a couple I can borrow.
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

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    <laugh>

    That's pretty good actually.

    I wonder if they still give out rosettes in those competitions we had as kids.

    Pretty sure I got a couple for the "egg and spoon" and "twat in a sack" races.

    Heady days indeed.
     
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  6. DMD

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    Sshh, we're not allowed to mention them.

    You have to ignore all of the comments about white perverts like Saville, Harris etc and calls for a full and open inquiry into the elite ***** rings from us more open minded types, as that doesn't fit the fantasy version the bigoted and deluded extreme lefties have wasted a decade trying to promote. <laugh>
     
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    Egg and Spoon is likely banned for its 'hurtful words' connotations due to rhyming slang.
     
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  8. Willhoops

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    Good thread, would recommend.
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    Those looking in will be impressed at the depth of political analysis and measured evaluation of everyone but the Tories.
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

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    And the Libdems
     
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  11. DMD

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    A quick look up the thread, and there are posts advocating the full force of the law is used against the guilty, no matter what flavour of rosette, and others trying to bury the 'hurtful words' of proven bigots if they have a red rosette.

    Maybe the extreme left fantasy version is just them holding a mirror to themselves.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Willhoops

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    I be like, basically loving the memes <laugh>
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

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    <laugh>

    I've only just worked out what you mean by that, not heard that one before.
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

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    There's no need for facetiousness here buster.

    Just plain talking and well thought out discourse.
     
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  15. pompeymeowth

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    I won third prize at the village fete once, for my marrow whale. I used peas for his eyes, some sweet corn for teeth and a leek for the water, coming out of the blow hole.

    The real drama was one of the boys getting disqualified for using macaroni, as it was supposed to be vegetables only.
     
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  16. DMD

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    He has no idea what those words mean.

    Ten years, and we're still waiting for one of them to post something that meets that criteria, rather than sticking to their childlike prattle.

    One day, they'[ll work out why people laugh at them, and they will cringe. <laugh>
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    It’s pretty black and white.
     
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  18. DMD

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    Under the USDA, macaroni can define itself as a vegetable. They have a claim. <cheers>
     
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  20. pompeymeowth

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    Why has a special commemorative gold coin, with King Charles on the front of it, got Republique du Senegal 100 francs on the back of it?

    Still, it's only £29.99, yes £29.99.
     
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