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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Every time your up at court, your putting your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
     
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    I went to see my doctor this morning.
    "How can I help you?" she asked.
    "I found a lump while I was in the bath," I replied, pointing downwards.
    "Oh right," she said, "Take your trousers down for me."
    After having a good old feel of my bollocks for a few minutes, she said, "I can't feel a lump."
    I said, "It's on my toe."
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 29, 2023
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    I viewed a woman's profile on a dating site back in the day :
    Blonde 33 From London Great Personality 5ft 3 green eyes.
    Don't get me wrong, I like short girls, but 3 green eyes?
    No wonder she can't find a bloke.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 29, 2023
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    I’m dating a bin lady at the moment but I can never remember if I’m supposed to take her out on a Monday or a Wednesday.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 31, 2023
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    Does she get excited when you show her your tip?
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Jun 1, 2023
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