I'm back on the manor

[big vern]

On

May as well get patty back if all the ****tards are returning

I do try and inject a little humour into your otherwise dull existence.

 

[AlRawdah]

I do try and inject a little humour into your otherwise dull existence.

When?

 

[Idi Amin]

I do try and inject a little humour into your otherwise dull existence.

One word...

slubberdegullion

 

[Mckechnie Orange]

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/police-update-after-two-men-8467567

Gald it all sorted itself out for you Vern...

I always knew you had no involvement.

Welcome back old shag.

 

[big vern]

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/police-update-after-two-men-8467567

Gald it all sorted itself out for you Vern...

I always knew you had no involvement.

Welcome back old shag.

Thanks Orange. Since your tale of heartache with Mrs Orange I always look out for the Rochdale results now.

 

[big vern]

Thanks Orange. You are a pal. Since I got to know you I now always look out for the Rochdale results.

 

[Real ale tiger]

Haha took you a while to think that one up vern. Lonely life in that attic bedroom i bet eh

 

[Kalman]

Vern’s antics are far funnier than the ****e puns on this forum.

 

[Ric Glasgow]

Didn't know you were big on the antic scene Vern?

Any ming vases?

 

[Sumatran_Tiger]

Haha took you a while to think that one up vern. Lonely life in that attic bedroom i bet eh

Vern is confined to the basement. His mum has to go down there once a week to change his sheets. She wears a hazmat suit

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[Edelman]

Vern’s antics are far funnier than the ****e puns on this forum.

True and Harmless !

 

[big vern]

Real ale Tiger sounds a bit of a wag. A real keyboard warrior.

 

[Gone For A Walk]

Vern’s antics are far funnier than the ****e puns on this forum.

Crap post that

 

[big vern]

Just being watching the play off final and there were some seriously attractive women in the Barnsley end.

 

[Sumatran_Tiger]

Just being watching the play off final and there were some seriously attractive women in the Barnsley end.

I never thought I'd see those words combined in a sentence

 

[originalminority]

Just being watching the play off final and there were some seriously attractive women in the Barnsley end.

Yes a tidy bit of Barnsley gusset Vernon.

 

[Sumatran_Tiger]

Yes a tidy bit of Barnsley gusset Vernon.

You are big vern's our kid and I claim my £5

 

[Summerof69]

I'm rather partial to an evening ride with a nice sunset .
One of life's free pleasures

Or a full moon!

 

[big vern]

I have just returned from a few days in Alicante. Whilst enjoying breakfast I noticed a brit wandering about on the beach with a metal detector. He was looking for change on the beach. I tried to engage him in conversation but he was bad mannered and rude. Not to be put off I returned to the beach later that evening while dark and made a shallow trough in the sand. I laid a soft Richard the Third in the trench and dropped in a few coppers before covering over the aforementioned turd. I took up my seat the next morning and he appeared with the metal detector. How I laughed when he detected metal and dropped to his knees to uncover the turd which was the size of King Kong's middle finger. Nothing like a bit of Karma.

 

[Edelman]

I have just returned from a few days in Alicante. Whilst enjoying breakfast I noticed a brit wandering about on the beach with a metal detector. He was looking for change on the beach. I tried to engage him in conversation but he was bad mannered and rude. Not to be put off I returned to the beach later that evening while dark and made a shallow trough in the sand. I laid a soft Richard the Third in the trench and dropped in a few coppers before covering over the aforementioned turd. I took up my seat the next morning and he appeared with the metal detector. How I laughed when he detected metal and dropped to his knees to uncover the turd which was the size of King Kong's middle finger. Nothing like a bit of Karma.

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Good on you Vern .
We don't need rudeness