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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    "I'm confused as to why North Face have decided to front line the absolutely worst, offensive parody, of what constituents being female, by having a very ugly man, tot around the countryside, dressed as a cheap whore, to represent womanhood?"


     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    It puts the lotion in the basket
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

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    That's gonna piss off a lot of lads with fade haircuts and black north face jackets.

    And all you gammons too of course
     
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  4. Diego

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    Really, who gives a ****.
    If North face can charge people an obscene amount of money for " fashion ware" and get away with it you can only blame the weirdos that pay it.
     
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  5. DMD

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    The list just grows. <laugh>

    The 'M Y' government bit tells a story.

     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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  7. DMD

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    It's a standing joke in the comments section of the local press that they do not give a description of certain ethnicity's when the Police are looking for them to 'help with investigations'. The nearest the get is describing them as 'eastern european' when they look like Khan's brother.

    I guess we can chalk your **** meme up as yet another fail. <laugh>
     
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  8. HRH Custard VC

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    Film was better <laugh>
     
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  10. Archers Road

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    Preferred the book tbh. Once I got used to it being written in Embruh Scotch Jockanese slang.
     
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  11. monacoger

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    Are you ****ing joking? I couldn't understand what the **** they were on about in the book. With some words it took me about 3 chapters to work out what the word meant.
     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

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    ****, it was easy to understand*






























    * I have not read it :bandit:
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    You should. It really is very good. The second film ruined things a bit.
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    I found it quite easy to pick up the lingo once I got used it. Ever read Clockwork Orange? Anthony Burgess invented his own futuristic slang for that (based on Russian words), after a while you start hearing the characters talking in your head and it’s easy enough to make sense of it. Same with The Commitments bloke, Roddy Doyle.
     
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  15. monacoger

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    I still haven't watched the 2nd one, would you not recommend it?
     
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  16. monacoger

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    Nope not read Clockwork Orange, don't think I have even watched the film.
     
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  17. HRH Custard VC

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    No, its rubbish
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    I thought it was alright. Very different, but alright
     
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    Film is good, worth watching
     
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  20. monacoger

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    I shall maybe watch it tomorrow and then get back to you with my valued opinions about it.
     
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