Match Day Thread Toon v Leicester

I tried to get us there but. Certain Scottish individual wouldn’t neck his ping. He should be ashamed of being a jock.

 

You wouldn’t mess with Big Joe. He’s a ****ing unit.

 

He was indeed.

 

I've spotted myself on the lap of honour

 

Surprised they let you on the pitch to be fair. Did you get a really big cheer when you managed to score in the open goals?

I did spot myself a couple of times on matchday cam: Once when Pope made the save at the death. Could just make myself out at the final whistle too. My compadres were obscured by the goal, some might say, graciously.

 

Mascot?

 

Is Honour your mam's name?

 

Son of Statto! Arise Sir Haslam, Prince of Numbers!

 

He didn't mention refs and officials by any chance?

 

No he was having a go at the players and performance throughout the game, incredible really.

Wish those ****s would **** off to be honest.

 

Is he famous for being hired as a Frank Clark lookalike at parties?

 

I have video footage to prove we were in our seats in time for chippy to wave his white flag like Munson facing the Russians

 

Who looks like Frank Clark like?

 

You? Mmmm a bit.

 

My dad loves Frank Clark

 

Next time bring him along to meet the man himself. Mates rates, so you'll get a free picture and a free history of refereeing decisions

 

Your good at throwing out pictures and pints etc
How about becoming my agent