Match Day Thread Toon v Leicester

You aren't a **** mate, you are a good lad and funny as ****.

 

Chippy your phone signals ****. We’re in The Earl. Please don’t wear those shorts you posted on group chat. They’re ****ing awful, Otherwise we’re leaving

 

You mean shorts? Fat fingers again.

 

Those shorts were chosen especially so you can't tell whether Chippy is crapping himself.

 

My Dad's half blind after his trip to the hospital today and he can't focus on the TV. However, we have never lost a game when he's come down to my house to watch my dodgy stream. So, I'm dragging the old fart to mine tonight. Eyesight!! Don't give a **** Dad. You are my lucky charm!!

 

Bet he could spot chippy from a mile away mate

 

Where will you lot be after the game?

 

Romford

 

We’ll all be heading mate, everyone’s driving and I’ve got the bairn with me

 

I'm off my tits already to be honest.

 

Ennnn and and Eeeee

 

In your Ford Capri?

 

Get up to the earl man

 

I wish. Used to have a brown one

 

Maddison and Barnes not starting for Leicester

 

Wow!? They have to win this right!?

 

Or maybe they are going for not losing and all out on last day? Odd tactic though

 

They are going to be proper rats and sit everyone behind the ball and pump it long over our press. Only thing I can think of. You can't bench Maddison if you need points. He's by miles their best player

 

Look at that team man!