British Politics spam thread

Morning mate. Have you started seeing the benefits of Brexit in your area or line of work?

 

Top of the very morning to you Kusstardovich old donkey diddle. Hope you are basking in some of those Brexit benefits.

 

Sovereignteay for teay.

 

One of the plusses of brexit, is the tears and meltdown from salty ****ers such as those above. More than worth it for that alone.

Each whiny reply just adds to the fun, and they'll never grasp it as long as they have a hole in their arse.

 

Some of the negatives of Brexit include the reduced living standards and loss of EU funding for terrible places no one wants to go to.

 

We've taken back control of our coasts and rivers - and pumped them full of good old British ****. Brexit win!

 

You could perhaps do to have a read back, as there are plenty of examples of how it is far worse in the EU, and how the UK is addressing it faster, but don't let it stop your tears, they're ****ing ace to watch.

 

Brilliant. I hope we do the same here.

Brussels is to force European Union train drivers to speak English under rules designed to foster closer ties between member states.
Rules to be announced this autumn under the EU’s "Train Drivers' Directive" will mandate that a single common language is enforced.

Sources say that English is set to be selected, despite misgivings among some EU member states following Brexit.

The EU has been pushing for “a single European railway area” for a number of years to facilitate easier movement on the railways across the bloc.
But rules stipulate that train drivers must possess a minimum language proficiency in every country they operate.
Officials have instead sought to standardise the language used by train drivers across all member states.

Brussels sources confirmed that an update to the Train Drivers’ Directive is planned for autumn this year.

John Penrose, Conservative MP for Weston-super-Mare, said: “Who'd have thought our influence in the EU would be bigger now we've left? It looks as though someone in Brussels has been missing the British sense of humour.”

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Some desperate googling by your clueless self amounts to a hill of bollocks though.

 

No googling involved on my part, but pure desperation to try to divert attention from your **** up on yours...yet again.

Keep blubbing sweet cheeks.

 

I have taken the mx5 out for a wonderful spin, with the hood down. While you have been spouting crap

 

You waste your time with them, just smile and wave, then carry on.

 

It genuinely does look superior to anything in Scotchland

 

Jap Elan copy. Too small for me to drive comfortably for any distance. Ok for small men. Suppose.

 

I had one for a few years and I’m not small. Lovely car to drive. Bit impractical.

 

^^^^would explain why he’s obsessed with trannies. Got the hairdressers car, saving up for the dick removal

 

Chap who worked for me had one. Whenever I drove it my right knee was hard up against the door pocket. I think it was some sort of built in drink holder.

 

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Yeah mine were detachable but they were annoying. Just chucked them in the boot for three years.

 

Keir Starmer hit by election nightmare as Labour erupts into civil war

A Shadow Cabinet source said: "He wants us to be ready for government because you lose a lot of goodwill very quickly if you get into government and you aren't prepared.

However the Labour leader is facing a crisis in the West Midlands, a key battleground at the election, after Labour politicians in Birming ham were accused of "institutional racism" by Britain's biggest trade union.

Unison, which has 8,000 members working for Labour-run Birmingham City Council, said: "The problems in Birmingham include widespread poor service delivery, institutional racism, blurred boundaries between officers and politicians, abysmal industrial relations, a poor culture in the Labour Group and poor campaigning."

It made the comments in a paper submitted to a team sent to the city by the national party, known as a Campaign Improvement Board, which has now demanded the resignation of the council leader. But this sparked fury from local Labour MPs and councillors.

Labour MP Steve McCabe, who represents Birmingham Selly Oak, last week met Sir Keir and urged him to put an end to the intervention, which he described as "a total car crash".

Tory Gary Sambrook, MP for Birmingham Northfield, said: "It gives us a flavour of what Labour would be like in Government - bad services and local devolution being lost to central control."

Meanwhile, Andy Burnham, Labour mayor of Greater Manchester, last week accused staff in Sir Keir's office of launching anonymous attacks on him.

Labour councillors in Sheffield are threatening to stand as independents after the national party sent a Campaign Improvement Board into their city to oversee the selection of a new Labour group leader.

And Labour councillors in Leicester objected to a ruling that candidates would be chosen by the party's National Executive Committee rather than by local members.


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