Match Day Thread Toon v Leicester

Well Chippy is half way there. He always offers nothing.

Don’t worry Chippy you know you’re my favourite Hillbilly.

 

It’s cool mate Im out with chippy Gg and fadge and to be fair my 8 year old can drink chippy under the table and can more than match GG. Fadge will he driving I think. Thank **** Shlem is a no show

 

Joelinton and Bruno are ok?

 

Left ground in crutches thurs night

 

Both?

 

All 3

 

Just means we play a new hybrid system of Isak and Wilson upfront, Gordon and miggy on the wing and Anderson and schar in centre midfield. The 90’s called it 4-4-2 and we were canny good at it

 

Just a ruse. They will all come sprinting out on Monday evening.

 

Just throw in Gordon and Anderson. They are capable.

 

Trev, clean your boots up, you might be needed...

 

Which is more than can be said for trev coming to meet chippy…… I have visions of 5 flags

 

I’m ready.

 

Are you the kid on the very left hand side not actually playing?

 

Look, I was being rested. I’d played before school, in the first break and at lunch time. I needed to be rested in the afternoon break. You can’t seriously expect someone to play in every break???

 

Look, he was the last pick, but that doesn't necessarily mean he was useless.



I mean, yeah, OK, he WAS useless, but not just because he was the last pick.

 

I understand. And you where probably having a ***?

 

Erm, being Scottish I know what you mean…… this lot in the other hand will be calling you homophobic

 

What, you mean men wearing skirts with nothing underneath?