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Ivan Toney

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Nov 16, 2022.

  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    He's managed to do just about every mathematical permutation there, and still lost them all.
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Has been charged with another 30 indiscretions
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    Jeez, the lad has a real problem. Shame because he's been in great form this season. He could well have been at the WC ahead of Wilson if it hasn't been for this investigation.
     
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  4. Maximin Effort

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    Still wouldn't have played though. Kane or nothing for Southgate
     
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  5. LiamO

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    Toney has slipped the 4th official a sneaky £20. 6+minutes of Extra time 4-1 odds?
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Banned for 8 months starting now!
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Seems fair. In footballing time lost basically a real 6 month ban.
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Half a season.
     
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  9. ToonArmy1892

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    To make it fair they should say he misses one game against every team in the league next season, rather than 2 against one team, none against another etc.

    Not that they will obviously.
     
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  10. ToonArmy1892

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    Can he train with the team in that time?
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I would assume he can train just nothing with a football soo fitness
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

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    "He will not be allowed to play again until 17 January, 2024."

    Ahahahahahahha! Knob. Brentford will probably be bottom of the table by then.

    And he can't even go back to training until September.
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Great to see the football authorities clamping down and issuing punishments quickly

    Wonder how long before they issues punishment to Everton for their indiscretions and Klopp for his second touchline offence
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    Never happen. BTW Are you allowed transfer Toney now?
     
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  15. ToonArmy1892

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  16. Rum & Black for 2

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    I bet he never expected that.
     
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  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Didn’t need to as he’ll now be on a **** load of wages for 8 months of chill
     
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  18. Rum & Black for 2

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    Surely Brentford can refuse to pay his wages whilst he is suspended as he’s not available for work.

    Whether they do or not will depend upon whether they try to keep him sweet or are just resigned that he will be sold.
     
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  19. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Suppose it depends on what’s in his contract
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    Sign him up
     
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