England v Spain (alternative)

I made it 4-2 to Spain: I hope that is not an omen...

 

Yeah...ish. just written a presentation. Now im off home for a bit of brisket

 

Is crouch in the squad cos im sure abbey clancey would beat any of those spanish munters.

 

Well when you've had your scran put the German/Italin tarts up.

If I knew how to do it I would but I don't so even if I did it would be ****.

 

Scouse scally slag.

 

Can't be arsed to trail through the squads, but for now..

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Sara Tomassi of Italy (mario balloteli)

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Sarah Brandner of Germany. (sebastion schwiensteiger)

Think Italy win this one.

But none compare to louis Figo's missus.

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That's your lot Billy.

 

1-0 to Italy then.

Mario is such a ****. Wonder if he would've pulled her if he'd been a joiner?

 

4-2 Spain, couldn't pick between the last 2, but Shakira's moves won her it (hips dont lie and all that). Gerrard and Theo the winners for us!

 

That Shakira tart makes me want to bowk.

Wouldn't **** her with yours.

 

Must be more to the taste of the younger generation then, eh billy?

 

Aye, I guess so.

Just can't see the attraction.

Would love to shave her head. Wonder if her fanny hair is as bushy, like a busted mattress.

 

I think I've got lobsters, y'know. They walk forwards rather than sidewards.

 

This started so promisingly yet ended in complete disappointment.

 

Ha! Sorry.