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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Sorry mate but this is just batshit mental.
     
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  2. Diego

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    In what way?

    Just out of interest could you lay out Labour policy to us (apart from "we wouldn't do that").
    What have you heard about HOW Labour would do things that many of us may have missed?
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

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    Go on their website, it's all there.
     
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  4. Diego

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    Yeah, that's going to attract people like me who has no interest in any parties web site <doh>
    What are they putting out to the general public because I honestly don't know anyone who knows what they would do and how (including you apparently).
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    Duncs asked this and I reeled off about six policies they’d announced recently. It’s a myth Labour have no policies while the Tories have… culture wars. You stupid old ****s did this in 2019 too. It’s boring.

    The mental bit was “Labour is Communism” by the way.
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

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    I can't help it, if you're surrounded by ******s.

    If you want to further your knowledge, you need to learn.
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

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    Never mind ID, we need IQ tests to vote.
     
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  8. Uncle Colm

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    You could start by teaching him who painted the Sistine Chapel. :biggrin:
     
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  9. Diego

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    I asked a little more than the policies mate, I also asked how they plan to achieve them.
    You probably missed that bit
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

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    It was Leonardo Acropolis.

    I am a jaynius
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

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    He's been on the sauce again.

    Go to bed you old drunk
     
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  12. Diego

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    If Labour ever want to win they need to tell people how they intend to do things.

    If I was running for PM it would be easy to promise free school meals for all children, free buss/train rides for everyone going to work, cheaper energy and cutting the tax rate to 15% whilst raising the tax threshold to £40k minimum wage.
    Sounds great until you ask me how I intend to fund it, the magic money tree really doesn't exist.
     
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  13. brb

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    There was one that caught my interest and that was Great British Energy, to make our future energy requirements independent. Which does sound good, it was a long while back now, but I did check their costings, and well, you know what I'm going to say...it didn't add up. The general principle was good and I would support it, but they need to be a bit more honest with their calculations which were billions out. I hasn't to add, please don't confuse this with the Labour energy plan, that is something completely different, and the costings for that were completely wrong as well, by between £5B-£8B - I'll have a guess of course that you are not surprised to hear that, but hey ho, if Mental Lizzy can throw £50B down the drain, then a mere £8B on the latter is nowt lol.
     
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  14. Diego

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    Do you have a tweet or a meme that explains what Labour will do and how?

    We wouldn't do/have done that doesn't cover it.
     
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  15. Diego

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    So not sure about the finance then ?
    Fair enough.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    **** sake I went to bed before all the financial gurus started discussing economics.

    Good morning anyway.
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

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    Morning.

    Looks like it's going to be a lovely day up here in the frozen wastelands today.
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    So no complaints from Labour voters that Sir Rodney will let not citizens living here vote in our elections & lower the age to 16 ?

    Ethnic cleansing through mass immigration just to win an election & stay in power indefinitely
     
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  20. DMD

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    Given the amount his policies flip flop 'indefinite' seems an appropriate term for Keith. <laugh>
     
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