Off Topic The Burly Arms

The bit fat gay Eurovision fanatic at work was raving about her.

 

Never seen her, tbh. Just read somewhere she was seen as a bit weird, so I thought that'll do me.

 

Nothing weirder than Israeli women.

 

Morning

 

Yeah but they're fit as well. Not on par with the Iranian women, but nice all the same.

 

Morning Luvvy

 

Morning

Still got the ****s

 

Jelly cubes straight out the packet, mate. Works a treat.

 

Probably just nervous about Lesta away.

 

I must have some bug or summin

I shat so much last night it made me chuck up ffs.

Feel ok now just scared to fart

 

Aye sounds like it.

Toast and jelly cubes. Sit on the bog to fart until you're confident enough to fart in public again.

 

Looking forward to this weekends games before we play them on Monday, utd and geordies must win, will one bottle top 4, stay tuned

Will be typical of us this season to not take advantage should any of em drop points. Lestah are fighting for their prem lives so there's that to consider too.

 

Been pebble dashing that toilet for 2 days now

 

if your advice doesn’t do the trick then maybe he should see a fart councillor

im sure there’s some dumb 20 year old bint somewhere…you know…one of these online ‘influencers’ that have that as their made up job

 

Yeah, I know the sort of freaks you're talking about.

 

Link?

 

Morning

 

Morning.

Sore head this morning from the Madri. Eurovision was a good laugh last night.

Away out for a walk.

 

Just farted.

No follow through

 

Big win that.