Genuinely offended by this. The moron is using a tray for just two cups of tea, what kind of fool do you take me for?
Personally I wouldn't resort to a tray unless I had five items, anyone who uses one for less than three should be sectioned.
I'd probably use a tray if I had 3 hot drinks. Even then I'd probably leave one on the counter and go back for it. A tray is just too much hassle. Once you've picked it up you've assumed all responsibility for it afterwards, and there's no guarantee that I'll put it back where it belongs after I've finished.
Depends if the cups had handles or not, and on the shape of the cup. No reason why the bloke in the pic couldn't carry four of those at once.
Four is easy without a tray, two handles in each hand. What sort of deranged weirdo do you have to be to carry two cups on a tray? Use your arms for the love of Allah.
Aye, decent sized handles is key. If it was those little mugs with tiny handles that a ****ing child couldn't even fit their fingers through then you're screwed, really. I find trays annoying to carry too, harder keeping the cups stable and stopping any spillages. Freak.
Very true. And what the hell is the deal with those cups that have handles but theyre mostly filled in, with a hole of about 2cm x 2cm. Not even a baby could fit their fingers through that. I also hate it when you make somebody a cup of tea, go to all of the bother of burning the **** out of your hands by holding it out to them in such a way that they can take the handle without burning themselves, and they either: 1. Say "ah cheers just put it on the table". Or: 2. Take it by the sides anyway and ignore the handle. I just burned my hand for you, asshole.
I think the chap is showing extremely high levels of resourcefulness. In most places the cakes and biscuits are next to where the trays are, as it's obvious he's the type that would distract the person serving behind the counter and then half inch a cake/biscuit or two, shove them in his mouth and then pretend to be dumb. The use of the tray is to catch any crumbs which will undoubtedly get trapped in his beard and subsequently fall out as the movement of him walking to his seat would dislodge them, he therefore is getting full nutritional benefit from his food which will hopefully tide him over to his next meal. The thieving twat.
