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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I actually have a brace of gammon steaks in the fridge. First time I think I've ever bought gammon steaks.

    I've run out of eggs and don't have pineapple so I shall improvise and probably top the said steaks with some Angel Delight.

    Does anyone think that would be a suitable substitute?
     
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    Duncs has got a new joke. Don’t wear it out though ffs…
     
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    You don’t have any powdered egg?
     
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    He cuts his heroine with it
     
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    Think you mean heroin. If he cut his heroine with it then that would pretty much end up being murder and poor wee Wonder Woman or Supergran, depending in who his heroine is.
     
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    <party>

    You know what to do Iaian
     
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    Oh Matthew, you really are a one!
     
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    Not necessarily.

    A small cut would not inevitably result in murder.

    A mere plaster over said cut would prohibit that eventuality as the loss of blood would, in fact, be stemmed.

    That's my understanding anyway. I'm by no means an expert but I feel certain I am correct on this issue.
     
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    Revolting stuff, with all that white kak over it.
     
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    Guess who is top of the gammon charts, pop pickers?

    Dunky, it's you, 4 pages of the word gammon.

    Dully is second on 2 pages.

    Me and Archie one page only.

    How quaar
     
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    That is how it starts, my friend, that is how it starts, hence I said it would pretty much "end up being murder". One wee cut and then before you know it, her head is being chopped off.
     
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    With powdered egg?
     
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    How's your prosthetic Gooch now ?

    Pics if possible
     
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    You got gammon sniffer on ignore too ?

    He's stuck in a Gammon groundhog day since 2016 , it's all Brexit buses & Brexit Steve still in his timeline
     
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    It isn't prosthetic you wee rascal
     
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