Sometimes the wife likes to mess with me and hide stuff where I can't find it.... Like put my shoes in the shoe closest, and put my jacket on the hanger and keys on the key hook....
Well she is a keeper... if my clothes, keys shoes etc, are 'not tidy' they are likely to be dumped in a heap somewhere. If when putting the g'kids clothes away, i put them in 'the wrong place'a similar sarcastic bollocking will come my way.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all that you need is two hearts and a diamond, but by the end you are wishing that you had a club and a spade.
"I walked into a sweet shop. I said 'Can I have a quarter ounce of wasps'. He said 'We don't sell wasps'. I said 'Well you've got three in your window'.
