Men at 25 play football. At 40 they play tennis, and at 60 they play golf. As they get older, the balls get smaller.
My friends are going to run in front of the King's carriage on Saturday and see if it stops… They are playing a game of coronation chicken!
A man walks into the shrinks office wearing only cling wrap for shorts. The shrink says ..."Well, I can really see your nuts"
I've just finished reading the Kama Sutra.....and I have to say its left me in a very awkward position
I went to Clarence House yesterday to give the King a haircut ahead of his coronation. I said to the guard, “Can you let me in, I'm here to cut The Kings hair?” The guard said “Have you got a permit?” “No, just a bit off the back!”.
Preacher, arriving in a small town to be guest speaker at a local church, wanted to mail a letter to his family back home. However, he didn’t know where the post office was. After looking around for a while, he stopped a young girl on a bike and asked her for directions. The 7 year old girl replied, “I can show you the way, follow me.” After they had arrived at the post office, the preacher turned to the little girl and said: “Thank you for your help. If you come to church this evening, I’ll tell you about Jesus and how to get to heaven.” “Nah, I don’t think so,” answered the girl. “Why not?” asked the surprised priest. The girl replied, “You don’t even know your way to the post office!”
