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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Had the new steak burger the other day

    Very very disappointing.
     
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    never touch the stuff myself .
     
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  3. Sucky

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    I suggest

    In order
    Breakfast
    Triple sausage McMuffin no egg and extra cheese.

    10 oclock break
    Double cheeseburger

    Lunch
    Double qtr pounder with extra cheese and xtra onions

    On way home snack
    Double cheeseburger
     
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  4. Solid Air 2

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    just shoot me now and be done with it .
     
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  5. Sucky

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    Shooting peeps with my straw and spit tissue bullets is frowned upon in the restaurants.
     
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    If you want to put on weight mate, I'd suggest coca cola and chocolate, you'll gain it without fail.
     
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    that was pretty much her take on it too i was hoping to do it without cramming **** into me - doesn't help i've spent decades making sure i don't weigh too much
     
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    From my life lessons, I'd say coca cola will fook you up the quickest, just due to the pure amount of sugar in it, then chocolate will eventually send your sats through the roof. I've had to stop having both, although no one will notice if I slip some coke into a JD now and then.
     
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    Sugar free stuff tends to prevent you from gaining weight, yet, according to doctors these days still contributes to diabetes.
     
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    I don't touch any of the diet stuff, it's just a load of marketing bolloxs to me, they still chuck sweeteners in it. If you want to be unhealthy, just go full on fat coke cut out the middle man.
     
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    Nuts and seeds,loads of calories and goodness
     

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    Got pretty close to a Heron today on my walk along the canal with the water gypo's
     
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    got a pair nearby where i walk the little fooker .
     
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    Could you eat that?
     
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    I'm imaging you meant to quote a pair of Heron's not a pait of nuts :biggrin:
     
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    Schlem would basted in ketchup
     
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    Just checked

    you’re right

    again
     
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    Good morning from beautiful Hove.
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