Rangers v Celtic

I got a ticket this morning for the old firm game on the 13th. Oh the joys.

 

Will you be out the clink in time for that buddy?

 

Yep, going to the game is the punishment I received.

 

It was also really funny

 

To a spastic like you I can only acquiesce

 

Genuine Q, what's going on over at the Vintage Femme?

Reading what bears are saying it's either a complete clearing of the dead wood to make way for massive investment or they're ****ed.

Obviously on fiddler street they're going out of business.

Any ITK bluenoses able to give any info?

 

I have it on good authority that Elon Musk is ready to table an offer to take over at Rangers, seriously

Be afraid, be verily afraid Ciaran.

 

I don't believe it is a "takeover" as such as that would be impossible if some shareholders said no as nobody owns over 50% of it. If somebody buys 30% of the shares then they have to offer to buy the remaining 70% so they could end up with over 50% but I can't see it. Maybe some investment from the Far East but I doubt it will be that bird from America. It can only be a good thing that so many people are ****ing off from the board etc and there is no way we are as skint as people are saying we are. FTP

 

Derp.

 

Hiya, Chris

 

No Surrender Davie Weir

 

I'd go with the we're fùcked option tbph.

 

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No chance. What is wrong with you and fat Trev just wanting to agree with the Noodler?

 

Burst young bhoys dung funnels?

 

When have I ever agreed with noodler other than on his views on the 90s?

 

Out of curiosity, where do you find enough sand to bury that dome of yours? Sahara?

 

OMG!!!!!! Chris showing his sheer stupidity here, the Sahara is only about 30% sand and the rest is gravel and rocks, so obviously no I don't find the sand there, YOU STUPID ****ING ****.

 

Arrakis

 

Get your fat, treble chinned, kebab face out of his gingery and stretched as a child's arse and maybe have some ****ing self-respect.

Sooking a freckly cock isn't a good look chubs