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Personal experience Steels?
If so, did you at least get his number?

 

Seeing kiwis tits scarred me for life - no number required

 

Thanks Uber. I just learned a new swear word. Now, kindly tell me which language.

 

**** in Polish but also **** in Indonesian, i’m going polish, don’t forget it’s also cheese in Klingon but a cheese that’s almost poisonous to humans

 

Thanks Wherever. But really think you should get out more. Klingon . Isn't that what farmers call dags in Oz (usually from sheep butts).

 

sadly you are probably right

 

Sorry mate. Look who's talking. I only get out about four times a day.
To go to the outside dunny and back.

Just kidding. I don't have an outside toilet. More like a hole in the ground.
The wombat's not too happy about that.

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I think I need to get some sleep now. Night all.

 

lingua ad sinistram

 

why you practice

 

And the first group was never heard of again.

 

Yep, karma's a bitch. Or in this case, a heifer.

 

"... dare sum'in ron wit da madoola oblingarda ... ". Yeah, I'll say. It's about to meet "dare ass".

I hope they wore their brown pants.

 

How you know when someone's had enough to drink in the South.

When uncle Billy-Bob gets sleazy with the females and causes a fire? No.

When Billy-Bob uses his (possibly beer soaked) suit sleeve to control a rampant fire, then puts it out by stomping on it? No.

When uncle "**** for brains" goes back to dancing like his he just "brained" in his pants? No.

It's when he gets together with his girl(?), pulls up his togs and strikes a pose for the next
"Hobos and Hillbillies - Gazette for the Modern Redneck". Yee ha, mudder ferkers!