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  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    I would never ****ing go to Northern Ireland.

    Conversation after a few pints, you all hungry?

    Bloke no 1: What shall we have?

    Bloke no 2: I fancy a Pizza.

    Bloke no 1: Sounds great, i'll order

    Bloke no 1 phones pizza place: Can i have 2 large pizza's please, just with cheese & pepperoni on each thanks, delivered.

    Pizza man : where do you wan't pizza delivered

    Bloke no 1: Outside the barracks where we always have it

    Pizza man: OK 30 mins mate

    30 mins passes

    Delivery guy Beeps his horn, BEEP BEEP

    2 Hungry soldiers walk out to collect pizza

    The rest is history

    So to the conclusions:

    Conclusion A

    The irish are just a bunch ****ing arseholes

    or

    Conclusion B

    The soldiers ordered the wrong pizza

    You Decide?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Nov 11, 2011
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    9/11??
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 11, 2011
  3. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    What's on that Pizza?

    Don't fancy girders & smoking Firemen.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Nov 11, 2011
  4. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    Smokerist!
     
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    Billy Death, Nov 11, 2011
  5. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Yeah, well, you are lucky because I'm ****ing stuck here <grr>
     
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    Sam Axe, Nov 11, 2011

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