I'm 320th ... on my late mum's side ... I have a personal bodyguard in the form of a very small black dog that has been trained in an assassin variant of feng shui ... keep this to yourself... top secret
it be in London fella and being the old fart you are it’ll also be on your tv ….enjoy the show of the crazies fella…I don’t do illusion and fake kings
The Mardis Gras is in London? ... wowzers!!! Jambalaya, Crawfish Pie, File Gumbo? ... might just pop down and have myself a bowl or two ...
I know some people would rather we got rid of the Royals and I'm not particularly fussed either way, but what then a president. Well lets look across at America, Trump then Biden. Hmmm out the three I think I'll settle for Charles, at least he knows what day of the week it is even if he can't wipe his own arse.
I bet youve had a few before fella… you probably still got a nail in the leg from last time you visited soho
Not really ... went to see Les Mis just before Xmas ... fine night out with the missus and daughters ... no nails and stuff ... might have been some at Jesus Christ Superstar mind
which reminds me that there’s a relic from the crucifixion incorporated into a silver cross made for the old **** yet another fake by the church hey….surprise surprise
Oh I forgot, you think she was a giant Gecko or Salamander from the planet Tharg who could cast a transformation charm or illusion to mimic the physical appearance of a human female ... One of us is somewhat gullible, obviously
Which crucifixion? ... and I can't believe Cilla was in on it ... and even if she was, she still had a cracking pair of legs
Who’s coming here because of the royal family? It’s not like you get to have tea and scones with Andrew. The buildings would still be there if they all died tomorrow. Charles could have generated some great PR for himself by saying that in light of the economy he’ll do something small and pay for it himself which he can easily afford to do.
"You're" ... insults should always be grammatically correct, otherwise they just make you look a bit of a cock
could you imagine the prices we could charge for a room in one of the many luxury homes we pay for……10star not many of them available in Britain hey
