Rangers v Celtic

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Best shouts I heard yesterday was “I hope you choke on your noodles ya baldy ****er” at Aaron Mooy which followed “get back to Pearl Harbour you Jap prick” at the diving champion Keyogo.

Superb

 

Best shout I heard was "Boo"

 

Good for you mindy.

 

Best shout I heard was yer maws got a dick and your da loves it lol

 

Best shout I heard was, yer maw's got a fanny like a punched sushi

 

Best shout I heard was "Oi barman, why the **** is this Scotch ****e on? Stick Fulham vs Man City on"

 

Was there Chinese tourists in the pub with half & half scarves on ya mad oik?

 

*Were

 

Favourite Dorito flavour?

chilli heatwave for me

 

Afraid I'm not a fan of Dorito's.

Bit too ****terish for me,

 

Haha yes!

Three inscrutable little half-and-halfers

 

Doritos should not be sold as food.

V. Tasty tho pmsl

 

Like a who’s who of legal poisons fs

Corn, Vegetable Oil (Corn, Canola, And/or Sunflower Oil), Maltodextrin (Made From Corn), Salt, Cheddar Cheese (Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Whey, Monosodium Glutamate, Buttermilk, Romano Cheese (Part-skim Cow's Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Whey Protein Concentrate, Onion Powder, Corn Flour, Natural And Artificial Flavor, Dextrose, Tomato Powder, Lactose, Spices, Artificial Color (Yellow 6, Yellow 5, And Red 40), Lactic Acid, Citric Acid, Sugar, Garlic Powder, Skim Milk, Red And Green Bell Pepper Powder, Disodium Inosinate, And Disodium Guanylate.

 

You should download this app so you can scan everything and see if it is good for you or not, you big ****tah

 

Somewhat precipitous today.

Was very mild last night however.

Strange But True as Michael Aspel used to say.

 

The sun is out in Sunny Glasgow today, quite warm

 

These oils are turning everyone into trannies I believe

 

And fat diabetic pooves

 

Correct. It's a ****ing Lefty Loony Woke conspiracy