Rangers v Celtic

I didn't think that one through Mick

Not like me.

 

*Raskers

 

Isn't that a brand of crisps?

 

Dog treats I believe

 

I once ate a dog biscuit at a party when I was 18.

The twats couldn't believe I did it and were frightfully bemused. I didn't see what the fuss was all about. Food is food.

 

The parties you attended at 18 sound exceptional. Tell me more

 

Pretty much everything in my life has been bizarre and surreal.

It's why I am an alien I suppose.

 

I could have told you all about it on 22nd December last year if you bothered your ****ing fat lazy arse to meet me for a pint

 

Sorry bud. Next time I’m up. We’ll break not606 when we post a selfie

 

I don't **** on a first date. I'm not McKimmie's daughter you know

 

Years of torture and unpredictable behaviour Drew.

 

Not sure if I got an answer before but what time is the game tomorrow? I'm thinking of venturing out into the wilderness to watch it with a few pals.

 

1.30

 

1330 hours in EU time mate.

Hawf wan in post Brexit obliviation terms.

That's if we get that long.

 

Earthling time Mick?

 

I predicted earlier that I think it will go to penalties after a 2-2 draw. As to who wins on penalties, dunno.

 

Aye, Toon on at 2.

 

**** up ya fat skinny ****

 

Who are they playing?

 

Southampton