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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

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    Are they off to a football match?
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

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    2023 ironic poty, so far.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Canary call is brutal
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

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    They only make little tweets?
     
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  5. Jeremy Hillary Boob

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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    The Lefty Loony Independent is calling out the hypocritical, lying, about turning champagne sociialist ***** and rape apologist Dame Beer Korma :emoticon-0136-giggl

    Manifesto pledges, what manifesto pledges?
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    Would love it to happen but there’s no chance the other parties will work together and the Tories will nick a few seats with 35-40% of the vote as a result. There are still loads of shy Tories and nearly dead gammon out there willing to make their children worse off in the fight against gender-neutral toilets.

    If Reform or whatever they call themselves now got their act together they could cost the Tories a seat or two but they won’t because they’re run by genuine ******s.
     
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  8. DMD

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  9. Easter Road 1980

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    Dame Beer Korma is as full of hypocritical **** as Jeremiah Codpiece <laugh>

    Lefty Loonies love both of them which tells you all you need to know about their hypocrisy.
     
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  10. DMD

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    Their binary thinking is 'tory bad' therefore 'not tory good'. It's why the can't grasp that those of us laughing at them are not doing it because we're tory, we're more just not any of the ****ing shysters and just find it amusing to torment the ****wits and flag up their stupidity.
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

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    Correct. I have absolutely **** all time for any politician of any persuasion. Self serving hypocritical ****stains on the heavily fanny batter and spunk soiled mattress of life.

    Lefty Loony Wokes are deluded ****wits that don't even acknowledge human biology.

    Why doesn't an interviewer ask Korma whether his wife is one of that small percentage of females that has a penis <laugh>
     
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    You stupid Tory voting ******, it’s braindead hate filled ****witted dollops of rancid cat turd like you who are responsible for the tragic state of our country. Go and drown yourself in the river, and help make the world a better place.
     
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  13. DMD

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    QED

    I have never voted tory in my life, you drug addled **** wit. <laugh>

    Here's a visual representation of your post.

     
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    No one on here votes Tory. A few people post tweets and memes lifted from right wing Tufton-funded accounts and never criticise the party who have been in charge of running the country into the ground for 13 years but no one votes Tory.
     
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  15. DMD

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    And after ten years, the ****wits still try to push their failed fantasy, and wonder why they get laughed at. <laugh>

    Despite being challenged numerous times, the only thing they post beyond their delusions is 'not that <diva>'
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

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    What a frightfully rude little man you are.

    Little wonder us aliens want nothing to do with you peoploids on Earth.
     
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    Lefty Loonies in the 70's (remember the ****wits running back and forth to the IMF, cap in hand, until they eventually told us to **** off and do one) and under the war criminal Tony Thatcher that allowed immigrants in to the country left, right and centre without any vetting <laugh>

    Lefty Loonies, thick as ****ing mince.
     
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  18. DMD

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    Let millions in, which they publicly acknowledged was a huge mistake of their policy and apologised for it, and then still have the brass neck to wonder why public services are under stress. <doh>
     
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    I wasn’t born so not really. EU migrants had/have a massively positive economic impact. It’s an ageing country with a low birth rate. Without working age migrants we’re more ****ed than with them.
     
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  20. DMD

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    That's debatable, and even more so if you fully cost up the resources required for dealing with the illegals too.
     
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