British Politics spam thread

His mum/handler/wife won't let him go out to play

 

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It's all quiet in Paris. Just refuelled the nag. Diesel €1.63 which works out at around £1.45 a litre.

 

@Ponders Revisited

 

How much is diesel over here? I never check the prices, to be honest.

 

Think it was £1.58 when I refuelled just over a week ago.

 

Colchester is soaked in Anglo Saxon culture you can almost taste it in the air.

Love it

 

Essssseeeeeexxxx!...Londaaaaahhn!

 

Yorkshire is most Anglo-Saxon region in the UK, DNA analysis suggests

Family history site Ancestry says county of David Hockney and Barbara Hepworth is 41% Anglo-Saxon, while UK average is 37%

And East Yorkshire and Holderness is higher still.

 

Almost got this one right.

First letter is incorrect.

Mop topped mopey ****wits with the typical bin dipping mentality of "woe, is us". Murdering ****ing *****ville city.

 

Home of ****s and mongs

 

Vikings in my neck of the woods, we dont do **** Normans and Celts

 

Quite, horrible in an acting sense.

Any film with ****stone in it is a ****ing pile of unadulterated old ****ing ****.

Runs the gamut of emotions all the way from A to B.

Shouty ****ing fat arsed ham.

He's even ****ing ****e in those ****ing poxy betting advertisements.

 

Vikings and Normans were virtually interchangeable. Normans came from Viking land.

 

That is very true. Im from Norway, not that French crap

 

Thought you were a failed experiment bred on a spanner farm?

 

Thanks for your input junkie boy. Its not needed